[silverleaf]

I bet the neighbors in Kailua are overjoyed

[BenLurkin]

First First Lady who isn’t a lady.

[LibertarianLiz]

President Barack Obama is going to give his wife the birthday present

Okay, seeing red. He isn't giving his wife anything --- WE, the taxpayers, are giving her an extended holiday. Unfortunately, the thanks we get is that he is still the President.