[driftdiver]

Amazing he wasn’t hurt worse.

[afraidfortherepublic]

God Bless him. Always lock the doors if you war going to sit in a running car.

[Graybeard58]

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[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I remember the story of a teenager in the 1950s who was tasked with delivering a package to a very elderly man, but being young and foolish he didn’t pay much attention when his boss explained very seriously that he had to approach the old man in a very careful manner.

Entering the open door of the old man’s house, package in hand, he waltzed in to see the old guy in his rocker, under a blanket. And then he noticed the enormous hand cannon pointed at him. He left the package and got the heck out of there.

He said it finally made sense a year or two later, when he was asked to attend the old man’s open casket visitation. In his old man’s hands was clasped the tool of his trade in his younger days, a running iron(*).

(*) Used by cattle rustlers to change brands on stolen cattle. Mere possession could get you strung up in the Old West.

[Slump Tester]

"For a man who uses a walker and who just a few weeks ago was told he only had six months to live, Beckerleg sustained a dislocated shoulder and a bruised hand."

Wanna bet this tough old bird lasts a LOT longer? Good for him!

[I want the USA back]

You have the right to repel the agressor by whatever means necessary, including deadly force.
The criminal has lost all rights by attacking you.

[Tigerized]

What?

No mug shot of the perp?

(sigh)