Why I vote liberal:
1) I have brain damage.
2) I died and the guy in my precinct is stuffing the ballot.
3) I’m homeless and being bribed with cigarettes.
4) I’m illegal and they said something about giving me welfare.
5) I’m a fictional character and liberalism works in my world.
6) I’m crazy and the guy busing me to the polling place told me to pull the lever with the donkey.
1) I have brain damage.
2) I died and the guy in my precinct is stuffing the ballot.
3) I’m homeless and being bribed with cigarettes.
4) I’m illegal and they said something about giving me welfare.
5) I’m a fictional character and liberalism works in my world.
6) I’m crazy and the guy busing me to the polling place told me to pull the lever with the donkey.
7) I hate my life; thus I only find a happiness through the (proxy) control & manipulation of others - especially if they are happy with their own life and/or are successful.