Don’t you just hate when effeminate wimps try to act like macho guys? Let’s forget arguing, Ethan. Fists are much more fun.
“For one, you would have been hard-pressed to see Ethan on the UW campus without a beautiful, I mean beautiful girl on his arm. A smart, kind, and funny guy would have to work pretty hard to be unattractive,” the friend added. “For another, Ethan is a true leader. When he speaks, people listen, yet, he also listens to his peers. I would follow him into battle. If Ethan wants to wear pajamas, more power to him.”
Can't imagine him leading people into battle.