When the float pulls up to the announcers booth, a homo preacher will marry them and they’ll do a closeup of the groom and groom kissing and groping each other..
As the float starts down Colorado Blvd, the happily married couple will be tossing out colorful condoms to the millions of children lining the route.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year America...
If I were at the parade, I think I would be distributing bottled water to all the kids and encouraging them to "fill the balloons" and toss them back at the float.