Produce pics of them, or they don’t exist.
Here is a picture of the Elven Department of Homeland Security.
Posted on 12/22/2013 6:19:05 AM PST by DeaconBenjamin
You’re effing kidding me.
Santa had no comment.
Our perhaps Elfing kidding me...
They don’t realize that the elfs would probably like the traffic. Think of the fun they’d have when the figure out the programming on modern automobiles. And, then there’s all the gold they’d get when they set up roadblocks and demanded payment to use their road. These elfists have it all wrong.
Produce pics of them, or they don’t exist. Same category as Santa Claus and Moderate Democrats.
Produce pics of them, or they don’t exist.
Here is a picture of the Elven Department of Homeland Security.
“Elf advocates in Iceland joined forces with environmentalists.”
Same people.
Produce a picture of a radio wave, or electricity.
Or God.
Much that is there is not seen.
Never say never.
Have you ever been to Iceland? It’s a truly primal but beautiful place. Beautiful women and not a pajama boy among the men. But the countryside is primal and it’s not difficult to understand why some of the less stable minds amount them would think elves are real.
I thought they were talking about the Earth Liberation Front. This is real elves they are talking about. This puts a whole different light on it.
Well, if I recall my lore correctly, angry elves are not to be trifled with, think pouring water on those cuddly little critters, I forget the name of the movie but they turn into monsters. So, the Icelandic Elf Lobby is really just worried about national security, lol.
Darks?
The team I was on lost the toss and had to fly a Navy tail dragger (basically a newer C-47 version) to the radar detachment at Hofn (it was there to spot Russkie Bombers).
I was the lowest ranking man, and they decided to put me in a room just big enough for a bed and locker. They didn't let me move from there until I figured out I had to ask for it ( I guess they wanted to see if I'd go nuts or something). Off track here.
Anyway, the site had a club that flowed beer freely. Many of the Navy Waves at Reykjavik who wanted ‘company’ for the weekend would fly up on the plane and spend the weekend. They were treated like queens.
While I was there, they ran out of beer, and the weather didn't let the plane fly, so they tagged a special semi to make the trek overland to bring the beer. It was a long wait.
Ack, elf?!
Flouncy elf, enslaved sweatshop minion of Santa type elf, or earth liberation front elf?
Not my fault unless the elf was on fire!
Gremlins.
Kill-you type elf, I think. Have to be tough to make it as an elf in Iceland.
Funny commercial involving gnomes and cars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHtTO39E3M
If these are Elves, I want one.
Did someone say, “angry elf”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_dL_IMPP4
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