[Political Junkie Too]

I thought that's what Olds 98s and Lincoln Towncars were for. Surround them with steel and put a target sight at the front of the hood.

-PJ

[yarddog]

Daddy bought a Lincoln Town car new and totalled it when it was maybe 8 years old.

I took him to a large dealer and he picked out a used one, the same year and same color. He paid a little too much but he was going to buy it no matter what I told him.

[Rodamala]

Ah, remembering the good old days when one used the hood ornament to aim at the line on the shoulder of the interstate to keep from swerving too much when you were sh!tfaced... Don Draper shoulda done that.