But who would get the Alamo?
It's not federal property, though it's on the National Register of Historic Landmarks.
It may not even be state-property, though the state helps administer it.
I think it belongs to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas.
But that's just one of the many ownership tangles that secession might open up.
I already have my piece of Texas - a small town named after my family, with a wonderful old family cemetery where I'm related in some way to everyone sleeping eternally in God's country.
. . . but I get dibs on the basement of the Alamo.