[Mamzelle]

Oh, I certainly would not want to live in Asheville! But I have to admit that little boutique cities full of blithering liberal nitwits can make for a brief but diverting outing. Tupelo Honey. Early Girl. And the newer bakery, Donnatelli's. Basilica of St. Lawrence. Woolworths converted into a very nice art gallery. Haywood Park Hotel…very expensive but so conveniently located.

NW South Carolina is a big secret. Everyone thinks SC is hot and dripping with Spanish Moss. Do NOT tell anyone who has ever thought of voting Democrat about the cool and misty Blue Ridge Escarpment. Keep them far away. Tell them it is uncivilized and not enamored of homosexual honeymooning and no Starbucks and internet is very slow.

[pugmama]

Hilarious. We are relocating to NW South Carolina-fleeing from California. Don’t tell anyone!

[onedoug]

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Ssshhhh! Don’t tell.