NW South Carolina is a big secret. Everyone thinks SC is hot and dripping with Spanish Moss. Do NOT tell anyone who has ever thought of voting Democrat about the cool and misty Blue Ridge Escarpment. Keep them far away. Tell them it is uncivilized and not enamored of homosexual honeymooning and no Starbucks and internet is very slow.
Hilarious. We are relocating to NW South Carolina-fleeing from California. Don’t tell anyone!
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Ssshhhh! Don’t tell.