Oprah "Old white folks just have to die" Winfrey plans a spectacular event to honor African-American Knockout Game legends.
The legends will be a mystery seated randomly in the audience of mostly white folks.
"It's a surprise. Audience members will be floored when they find out who among them is actually a guest of the show to be honored," quipped one of Ms Winfrey's trusted aids smiling broadly.
/sarc
And Oprah's 'guest' will be some idiot Ivy prof there to explain the ' knockout game' came from Africa and is cultural - and since all cultures are equal - white people, Jews, Asians, Hispanics and Native Americans must accept being beat up by black teenagers.
I can't wait.