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Jackboot Lickers.
Now I simply do the best Sgt Schultz act you have ever seen, and keep it up as long as necessary.
Currently, I am researching into how to most effectively portray an "Illegal / Undocumented" individual. Then all they can do is write lots of paperwork and then I'll be released back into the populace, just like everyone else. If they can't get any revenue, they seem to lose interest for some reason.
Oh, and pull a Sharpton and accuse them of rascism for not understanding My culture, of course.