[fr_freak]

Remember when cartoons used to use LIGHTBULBS as a sign that someone was “thinking” -— we need someone to do such a cartoon about Upton.

A perfect cartoon would be a guy facing a problem, when suddenly he gets an idea(a light bulb lights up over his head). Then Upton walks up and sees the light bulb, gets on the phone, and a SWAT team of feds jumps on the idea guy, clubbing and cuffing him, while other SWAT grab the bulb and place it in a baggie marked "evidence".

[rockrr]

Uptown is just like the CFL light bulbs he pushes - an overpriced, overrated dim-bulb.