Date: "Primitive Cultures."
"Hey, you put the ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-oh .."
Posted on 11/15/2013 6:03:49 AM PST by bestintxas
"You screwed up...You trusted us."
That's the sanitized answer Otter gave to Flounder when Flounder's brother's car ended up being wrecked by the Animal House crew on a road trip when he was promised it would be OK. And that's basically the same answer Obama gave to America in a press conference yesterday in response to millions of people losing their insurance policies after he lied, telling everyone they could keep their policies if they liked them.
And as this saga continues to mirror the Animal House story-line, upon America's initial shock of seeing their beloved health care system wrecked and millions of people losing their insurance plans, Obama has now offered an "executive fix" for the health care system he wrecked, with the intention of disguising Obamacare as a big sweet cake with the enticing words "Eat Me" written on it.
Unfortunately, when this cake finally gets cut sometime in 2014, what pops out won't be so sweet. It'll be a health care system that has been successfully transformed by the Obama House crew into what Flounder's brother's Lincoln Continental became - a DEATH MOBILE!
And it's headed straight down the heart of main street America.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Date: "Primitive Cultures."
"Hey, you put the ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-oh .."
Wait till Otis see us..he loves us!
Otter: “I used to touch Fawn this way.”
Shelly: “I know, she told me.”
“Actually, I think it is: “Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?”
You’re right! I’m soooooo sorry.
“What the hell are we s’posed to do, you moron?”
“Obama has now offered an “executive fix” for the health care system he wrecked, with the intention of disguising Obamacare as a big sweet cake with the enticing words “Eat Me” written on it. “
That’s a perfect analogy right there. Those who have lost their policies will never get their policies back...they no longer exist, they will never exist again...and obama knew it when he issued his decree.
And that song that says “someone left the cake out in the rain” should be playing...with a few changes to the lyrics...from point of view of insurance companies:
Obama left your cake out in the rain...
but don’t expect us to remake it,
‘cause it took so long to bake it,
and we’ll never have that recipe again, oh no....
Or it should be, “Oh Noes.”
“Or it should be, “Oh Noes.””
LOL...yep, the float would need little former policy holders being forced to eat the obamacake!
And a queen michelle saying: Let them eat cake!
Doug Neidermeyer: How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Boon: How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
Doug Neidermeyer: What’d he say?
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P.S. That wasn’t funny what you did to my horse.
Oh Stewerdess, I speak jive. (Oops, wrong movie)
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