Had to share this from another site, hilarious:
I’ve been imprisoned on the tarmac in an air china 777 since 10:30am this morning after a 13 flight from Beijing. No food, and sign of getting off this friggin plane.
Sam Widge on November 1, 2013 at 6:57 PM
If you’ve got a laptop try to sign up for ObamaCare. That should keep you occupied for another 5 and a half days … at least.