[sr4402]

700,000 suckers just turned all their personal information to Obama’s army.

Actually I'll bet they are Website Hits; maybe Obama's interpretation of "Applied for".

[pabianice]

WASHINGTON... Total chaos reigned today when a switching malfunction sent to the Obamacare 1-800-F1UCK-YO sign-up site calls to the I-WANT-TO-BE-F*CKED sado-masochistic porno 900-line...