Posted on 10/22/2013 1:46:22 PM PDT by absentee
Via our vast network of sources and spies, RedState has exclusively obtained a copy of a new fundraising email that will shock you. Full text included below. (Some links added for context.)
The following message has been brought to you by the DNC (Democrats' National Chicanery) and the MSM*. It is intended for mature audiences.
*Alan Grayson's extra chins could not be reached for comment.
"This morning as I was brushing my tooth, my mind got to wandering. I started thinking about that big old government in Washington BC, and how they ruin everything. I looked over at Brangelina, that's my pig, and I said to her, I said 'Brangelina,' (on account of that's what she likes to be called, even though her real name is Ms. Curlybutt), 'Brangelina, why do those government people keep trying to take all my guns and tobacca and give 'em to black people?' Well Old Brangelina just snorted (or farted, hard to say which), and rolled over in our bed. She had a good point though. That's when I knew I had to do something to stop all them science-ists and illegal mexicans before I didn't have nice things like a job and a pig and a shoes. And that's why I joined the tea party."
- Tea Party testimonial, as overheard by an MSNBC intern while ordering a pumpkin spice latte.
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Thanks, I needed a good chuckle.
I’ll be right back. I need to ask my pig, Mulemed, what she thinks about this thread.
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