Snowden wants to rescue us...for immunity
From article: At the White House, President Obama offered a muted response to Mr. Snowden’s proposal: “Edward Snowden is a traitor who has compromised our national security. Having said that, if he knows why we keep getting those error messages, that could be a conversation.”
IOW,the turtle gives the snake a ride across the river and then complains when the snake bit him.
I’m pretty sure you both saw that was in the ‘humor’ section, right?