Mother Nature knocks down our stuff all the dang time.
I’ve even planted trees for her sake. And she blew some down.
The ones she knocked down with lightning took far fewer than 14 seconds. And her thunderous roar of approval topped even BSA leader StaPuft’s victory shout.
Mother Nature is SUCH a scout leader.
I’m pushing back. Bitch.
Yeah well I’m pushing back on these fat ass thugs pretending to be scouts.