[FlyingEagle]

After I fell off the fiscal cliff, into a shutdown, and nearly a default, it is a great relief to spend money again now like drunken sailors (no offense to drunks, nor sailors, nor drunken sailors intended!).

[smoothsailing]

All is not lost, Michelle will be able to harvest her White House Kitchen Garden. The thought of her tomatoes rotting on the vine was just too much for John McCain and Mitch McConnell to take.

[VerySadAmerican]

He’s not going to spend like a bunch of drunken sailors. He’s going to spend like George Bush. George Bush spent like a bunch of drunken sailors.