I have been a Pittsburgh Pirates fan for all of my life. In the last couple years (before their excellent season this year), they looked like winners for a while then fell apart at the end. Speculation was that the Bucs had embraced the suck and just could not envision themselves as winners. Sadly the republicans have also embraced the suck and have proven themselves to be pathetic losers unworthy of the support of patriotic Americans. They will get no support from me.
Pirates and Cubs.
At least our losers are lovable.