[angry elephant]

One should really not be in bed with someone until they know them well enough to know what they really look like.

[Grimmy]

“One should really not be in bed with someone until they know them well enough to know what they really look like.”

The flip side of that coin is that one wouldn’t start trying to get them one’s into bed until they knew us one’s well enough to know better.

[Fightin Whitey]

And when you roll over at six the next morning the reverse non-makeup differential will produce the same reaction as as painful sobriety: YOW!!

Notice I wrote "you" and not "I". Pure conjecture on my part, of course.