When Kathleen Sebelius leaves office she will reprise her role in the Obama administration by starring in a new production of C. S. Lewis’ “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.” Her role, for which she has been grooming herself the past few years, is that of the White Queen who rules a land “where it is always winter but never Christmas,” and where killing children is her royal administration’s goal. The Nobel committee reportedly has urged the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to award her the Oscar for best performance by a woman in a leading role immediately in anticipation of the magnitude of her coming achievement. It is further rumored that Barack Obama has been tapped to direct the production.
Kathleen nee Gilligan Sebelious is far more likely to star in the re-make of Gilligan’s Island, the old TV show about another infamous shipwreck. She’s a natural for the inept, not so bright first mate of even less competant skipper. Low comedy.