The cannonball is NOT a dive. It is a jump usually from a diving board.
Intention: to get attention and to soak those sitting by the pool.
The one chance fat guys have for getting attention before they sink to the bottom of the pool.
Now, if Michelle did a cannonball, she would sink the USS Missouri, a thousand miles away and leave an impact crater about 60 feet wide.
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Cannonballs were the first thing we’d do when jumping in the water where the alligator lived.