Over 5 thousand years ago, Moses said to the people of Israel,”pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and i will lead you to the promised land”.
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt introduced welfare saying, “lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel. This is the promised land”.
Today, obama has stolen your shovel, taxed you asses, made camels illegal in most places, and mortgaged the promised land!!
I was so depressed thinking about ObamaSnare, the economy, growing threat of Islam, the trashing of the Constitution, lost jobs, scandals and coverups, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. I called the suicide hotline...had to press 1 for English, and due to the shutdown the call was forwarded to some Arab speaking fella from Pakistan. I told him i was suicidal, he got excited and ask if i could drive a truck and what size jacket i wear..??
We’re screwed..
Ok, that is a very funny joke.