Hartford is such a smelly armpit of a city, especially it's north end, that it is common practice at night for the cops to drive around in their cruisers while holding their weapons in hand pointed at the floorboards between their legs.
I am completely serious. about this. It's just a place where you do your time until you can transfer out to the 'burbs.
“Hartford is such a smelly armpit of a city, especially it’s north end, that it is common practice at night for the cops to drive around in their cruisers while holding their weapons in hand pointed at the floorboards between their legs.”
That may be an indicator of increased frequency of cases of “Trauma induced ‘Toe-leo Syndrome’ from LEO induced Accidental Discharge”.
And, do the LEO’s ride around with hearing protection? If not, discharge of a firearm within a vehicle may induce Traumatic Aural Discharge - and the Guru wonders if IQ points might leak out along with some blood.
That community may need to consider implementation of an Urban Feral Reduction program.
Bounties work.
;-)