[Col Freeper]

From: The Official FR Round-File Office.

To: The "Can We All Pretend I'm Bob Woodward" Guy/Gal/Sexually Transitioning Person.

Subject: FR Feedback Form.

Sir/Madam/Other,

Please complete and send in the attached FR ButtHurt form so that FR can retain, in our circular file, a historical record of your life-cycle here on FR.

Note: When you can prove that you have accomplished even one-half as much as Senator Cruz has, in trying to save this country, then maybe you can come back, hat-in-hand, and ask for FR forgiveness.

[Old Sarge]

The "Can We All Pretend I'm Bob Woodward" Guy/Gal/Sexually Transitioning Person.

Good acrobatics on the gender, but you left out the effeminite/metrosexual/ambiguosity?

[TheOldLady]

*Snort* You’re pretty quick on the Insult-a-Troll draw there, Col. [laughs]