[KarlInOhio]

But Slim reading off the contents of the survival package then saying paraphrase,... Hell a feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with this stuff ... priceless.

One of the most quotable movies in history. A couple of my favorites:

Major Kong:Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat.

And

General Turgidson: Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people, than with your image in the history books.

I also had a couple friends who did a wonderful parody of the method of deciding who would go into the mineshafts and the fact that a computer would be programmed to choose based on youth, nearsightedness and computer programming skills.

[Conspiracy Guy]

All good ones. The rant about flouride and the attack on men’s precious bodily fluids was good too.