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To: R7 Rocket

You’re full of words, but lack two gray cells to rub together.


681 posted on 10/22/2013 1:46:47 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: editor-surveyor; betty boop; Alamo-Girl; spirited irish; High-tech Redneck
For this post, I've decided to invite the Reverend R7 Rocket to preach his sermon to thine congregation.

Reverend R7 Rocket's Blessed Sermon:

"Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous. " - Hebrews 13:4

"For if she cheats, you get a sweet ride!"

- Book of Calloway, 1:14

"Whosoever spends on a stench trench betrays his brethren and shall be smitten with alimony. However, he who shall spend upon himself in the form of two wheeled transport shall be blessed and freed to enjoy all the Earth." - Epistle of Bro 5:28

"You shall know that the fruits of thy labor are for the enjoyment of yourself, and let the golf be played without fear or hesitation. Woe betide those who shall divert their funds away from motorcycles, beer, video games, and golf into the support of single mothers, for they shall be declared manginas, white knights, and Captain Save a Ho - deserving only of derision and contempt, forever cursed to pay alimony and child support. Know then that all goodness is bestowed upon he who Goes His Own Way, and all contempt is focused upon him who shall prevent a cock coozie from experiencing the consequences of her actions." - The Lamentations of MGTOW 1:74

"It is a great blessing and triumph to spend upon one's self and one's brothers: yay, let him who shall buy a round be counted among the blessed! And let he who shall pay the rent of a slattern, trollop, slut, skank, whore, or feminist be numbered among the accursed who shall forever wander the Earth forsaken looted of all they possess in the name of the sentinel of evil, Andrea Dworkin, the emissary of Lucifer upon Earth." - Revelations of Tom Leykis's Shade 8:21

"Put not your trust in princesses."

Manly Psalms 146:3

"Therefore shall a man leave his single mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall divorce with great woe."

Bluejeanesis: 2:24

"After desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death."

James 1:15

Lieth not down with whores and witches lest thy loins be corrupted with disease and thy purse be barren forever.

Amen.

689 posted on 10/23/2013 2:51:38 PM PDT by R7 Rocket (The Cathedral is Sovereign, you're not. Unfortunately, the Cathedral is crazy.)
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