Are you kidding? And you have the gall to call yourself a freeper? You're certainly NOT a conservative. You sound more like a pompous, elitist snob! I bet you just cringe at play/swing sets in the backyard. How about fences....do you hate those too?
I actually like play sets in the backyard where they belong and fences make good neighbors as far as I am concerned.
But if you want to park your vehicle in your front lawn, then I suggest buying some property in the country where you can live how you wish in your doublewide, and no one will bother you.