Man: Mort, how are you?
Mort: HAVE YOU SEEN SABAN’S NEW SCHVATZA?
Man: Mort, please.
Mort: HE RUNS LIKE HE’S JUST GOT THROUGH ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE.
Man: Mort...shhhh.
14 posted on 09/06/2013 11:52:41 AM PDT by AppyPappy
(Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)