Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
I lived there for 21 years before moving 106 miles south to Virginia. When I go back "home*" to visit the shortest part of my trip is from Virginia to the Delaware line. The drive from the Maryland/Delaware line to Dover is interminable to me.
*I grew up in Brooklyn, NY and didn't moved to Delaware until I was 22. Back then I went "home" quite frequently and always cheered when I hit the Delaware Memorial Bridge on my way to Dover.
Yeah that bridge was always a highlight of my trip. I spent a lot of time working in Shelton CT which I alternated between driving and flying.