[malkee]

Only The Good Die Young, by Billy Joel.

Ah yes, the bane of my teenage years. Now we know he's a drunk...

[Winstons Julia]

What he is, is bipolar.

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/billy-joel-is-a-mensch/

People with the disease often self-medicate.

Billy Joel is a genius.