[Oatka]

I wish I could find the old Bloom County cartoon panel, with Opus and Binkley gloating over a gossip column saying “WE HAVE A SCANDAL!”
Because that is EXACTLY what the Left will do with this.

Here's one:

Indeed. The way they are covering EVERYTHING about the Zimmermans, I soon expect a breaking news item of him having a bowel movement.

The media continues to plumb new depths.

[Old Sarge]

Dude: “bowel movement” and “plumb new depths”.

I’m only angry that I DIDN’T THINK OF IT FIRST....