You make a hell of a point. Unless the war wasn't over slavery.....
It (slavery) was a probably the flint that sparked the tender, but there were other issues of course. The rise of the middle class and the industrialist class in the north was making the agrarian south less and less economically relevant. The influx of new citizens by both natural increase and emigration greatly favored the free states thus the power of the slave states in the House of Reps was in decline (only the 3/5ths compromise kept the south even marginally relevant in the House) The senate was kept frozen slave / free by way of the Compromise of 1850.
Also a good point. But it is presumed that slavery was the tipping point that started the move for secession. And if that is true then it is as likely that Lincoln purchasing all the slaves would have started a shooting war nonetheless.