This is obviously the lawyers idea as this guy is too stupid to come up with this defense.
The lawyer knows the little POS is going away for a long time and will try anything.
He needs to be disbarred for being a total POS like his client.
Woman: “But we have to free Hat.
Stan: It’s just that, you know, he killed twenty-three babies.
Man 4: Well yeah, but it was in self-defense!
Crowd: YEAH!
Cartman: He... killed... twenty-three babies in self-defense?
Skeeter: Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies in West Town Park. When that many babies get together they can be like piranha.
Man 5: Three eyewitnesses testified that if Hat hadn’t killed those babies, they’d have killed him!
Crowd: YEAH! [the signs go up] Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!”
- South Park, Free Hat episode.
Can’t even get original with their stupidity so the have to rip off South Park.