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To: Lady Jag

Buuuuump!


114 posted on 08/17/2013 8:19:52 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl; All

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly
realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I
timed my gas with the beat of the music

After a couple of songs I timed perfectly,
I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed
that everybody was staring at me . . .

That's when I suddenly remembered
that I was listening to my iPod.

Please take my money!





116 posted on 08/17/2013 8:25:34 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Alamo-Girl
B T T T ! ! ! ©

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We need it and each other
now more than ever.

120 posted on 08/17/2013 8:31:32 PM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
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