I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly
realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I
timed my gas with the beat of the music
After a couple of songs I timed perfectly,
I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed
that everybody was staring at me . . .
That's when I suddenly remembered
that I was listening to my iPod.
Please take my money!