Imagine yourself driving down a lone highway in the middle of nowhere at about 1 o'clock in the morning on a cloudless summer night. Your car radio is tuned to a 50,000 watt clear channel AM radio station, and they're playing this song....
Abilene- George Hamilton IV
"Women there don't treat you mean in Abilene, my Abilene."
That's because of Sharia law that prevails in Abilene, Syria.