[zeugma]

It’s a moronic holiday, made even more so by virtue of the fact that we now celebrate Washington’s Birthday and Lincoln’s Birthday in a lump with all other chief executives on “President’s Day.”

I must say that I'm actually quite happy we don't have a separate holiday for Lincoln. I'd be much more inclined to support one for Jefferson.

[Jack Hammer]

Many of us conseratives have a problem with Lincoln; I’d also be a big fan of a holiday on Jefferson’s birthday.