[Albion Wilde]

The White House spokesman, who is so unimpressive that I cannot remember his/her name/gender

Alfred E. Neuman?
Howdy Doody?
Carrot Top?
Opie?

[foundedonpurpose]

“Alfred E. Neuman?
Howdy Doody?
Carrot Top?
Opie?”

Ya, I laughed at that as well.