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To: Trailerpark Badass
Well, I have a couple of tats.

Most of the time, people can't see them.

I have a bunch of snakes but even my neighbors don't know I have them because I don't take them out in public.

I've got no screws or bolts and frankly, prefer to be socially invisible.

What kind of bond?

This guy is currently cruising his condo about 6 feet frm where I'm sitting, desperately hoping I'll notice him and bring him out so he can be with me for a while, like this.

He'll visit with me on the sofa for a bit and then wrap the laptop for a couple of hours, in what appears to be a companionable mood.

I know people who sit on the sofa and watch TV with their Boas.

They're more than people assume.

Jake [along with my other snakes] would last about 5 minutes in "nature".

They cannot defend themselves or provide for themselves.

When my 3 foot Ball Python went missing in the walls for 3 weeks, he was nearly dead when I found him.

He was attempting to constrict and kill a -very- small house mouse, incredibly unsuccessfully.

When he went back in his house, he drank for 10 solid minutes and ate 5 times his normal amount of food.

He was an abject failure as a "real snake.

77 posted on 08/05/2013 5:25:47 PM PDT by Salamander (.......Uber Alice!.......)
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To: Salamander

“He was attempting to constrict and kill a -very- small house mouse, incredibly unsuccessfully.”

Now now Mr. Mouse, I know I’ll get it eventually!

*No hurry old chap. Really.*

I’ve got it now!

*Wait, that actually adjusted my back some! Please, Sir Snake, can you.. kinda take care of that bad shoulder blade for me?*

This.. this isn’t working.

*What are you talking about? It’s working wonderfully! My back never felt better!*


78 posted on 08/05/2013 5:31:11 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Salamander

I’m so glad to read that you found him! I remember that he was lost for a long time and then I lost track of the thread. Yea!

I was waiting for your opinion on this story as even I thought it sounded pretty spectacular and unusual. I, too, am thinking the two legged kind of animal may have had a hand in this...


126 posted on 08/06/2013 9:04:32 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (Molon Labe)
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