Although the Big Bang theory has been around a long time, it is still in its infant stages it seems. The red shift of distant galaxies and the CMB represent the most obvious clues pointing to a text book model: a primordial fireball exhibiting homogeneous and isotropic perfection right down to the quantum level, which at some point was the size of present day super galactic clusters. But like always, nothing in real life is ever a text book example. Science itself has no clue of the ultimate origin of the universe, nor will it ever. For every causal event, there are a thousand more that require a finer microscope to determine their cause.
aside from all the jokes here, what would be some alternative theories that this “anomaly” suggests?