Isn't it possible that the Constitutional Convention's final Committee of Style agreed upon a specific definition for the "natural born citizen" term and intended that the specific definition be expressly stated in the text of the Constitution?
Isn't it also possible that some East African mole with great foresight somehow induced Jacob Shallus to omit the specific definition from the formal text and that nobody else noticed?
Supporting Evidence: Kenya is in East Africa!
Damn. You're right. It all fits together now.
Imagine that. We were wrong all the time.
First sensible thing you've said today.