"Dear Holy Court... we humbly pray for your divine guidance and beg you to enlighten us with your word, for we are unable and unworthy to know the truth without reading your holy wisdom."
"We have the conviction of our faith that you are always right, and that even when you indiscriminately change your mind, your word remains forever the eternal truth, amen."
"Have no mercy on those who do not worship you with the proper degree of servile groveling, for they are evil, and are unworthy of your sight. May they never have standing in your holy presence."
"May the heretics who doubt and defile your holy name burn in h3ll for rejecting your holy words by daring to think for themselves."
" May you rule over us evermore with your benevolent authoritarian decrees, and may we grow ever more faithful to your word."
"In the name of our god, the Holy Legal system, we pray, amen. "
Yeah, I think that just about sums up your position on any legal topic. Get a room, dude!