[DiogenesLamp]

Well, I'll leave you to figure out exactly when a apple tree actually becomes an apple tree, but once we have an apple tree, it will produce nothing but apples.

That's because you can't cross an apple with a non-apple. It won't bear fruit. That rule doesn't apply with citizenship though. When you try it, you end up with something like this.

The Zonkey; American Citizenship as defined by idiots.

[Tau Food]

Zonkey!

Natural law and the Constitution: It's like apples and oranges!

Good job!