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To: kimtom

Man goes to God and says, “We don’t need you anymore, we can create man from dirt, just like you did.”

God says, “Ok”.

Man says, “Ok here is some dirt.”

God says, “Uh uh....go and make your own dirt, first.”


4 posted on 07/18/2013 10:43:11 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God provided by the existence of the Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

54 posted on 07/18/2013 11:13:25 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Anywhere there is tyranny you will find that the people were first disarmed.)
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