No, it’s obvious Trayvon Martin was the midwife who delivered Obama in Kenya, and held onto Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate. He was using the Skittles and ice tea to make rocket fuel so he could hide the birth certificate on the moon, where he also hid the hypodermic needle he killed Andrew Breitbart with.
Now you’re talking! Makes perfect sense. The “kid” was a genius. Let us prey!