[Iron Munro]

That should be a lively give and take:

Piers Morgan: "%@&##%@&**& white people?"

Rachel Jeantel: "Ung, ung, ung."

Piers Morgan: "%@&##%@&**& republicans"

Rachel Jeantel: "Oink, oink."

[LdSentinal]

Two retards speaking to one another.

[chris37]

Should be fascinating, captivating and extremely enlightening!

[Rokurota]

[dforest]

I sure hope she wasn’t presented her talking points in cursive. Is Piers going to pay for some new and fresh fingernails?

[0.E.O]

I wonder how much this skank is going to charge them for the interview?

[Gay State Conservative]

Will there be an English translator?

[Hotlanta Mike]

They gonna need a widescreen shot of the young lady...

[Uncle Chip]

I hope Piers asks her what “get off get off” sounds like after the phone turns off and if Bermuda grass sounds anything like Creole.

[lonestar]

GZ’s brother made a bigger fool of Piers after the verdict Sat. nite.

[dragnet2]

The interview

Morgan: Rachel could you describe white people?

Rachel: They evil and Zimmerman is a fat cracker..

Morgan: So there ya have it.

Rachel: Not quite, you a creepy ass cracker too and you face look like my dogs butt...I want my money now ya pale freak.

[PGR88]

She is going to be given an extreme, crash-course make-over. Dress, make-up, hair and speech consultants galore.

She will be coached all the way, but I bet a few stupid comments will still slip through.

[Red in Blue PA]

Will a translator be there too?

[Batman11]

“Piers Morgan lands Rachel Jeantel interview”

“That would be retarted, sir!”

[A CA Guy]

So committed to not wanting to get involved, isn’t she.

[Vendome]

He landed her?

What? Like a whale?

It’ll be unwatchable as she escapes into hushed tones and feigned shyness.

“That’s Retarded”.

[MarineDad]

Hey Piers, ol' buddy, while you're chatting up Hegelian dialectics and quantum mechanics with this charming young lady, kindly remind her that I want my tire back.

The one she tried to swallow unsuccessfully.

Thanks in advance.

[wideawake]

Piers Morgan: Ms. Jeantel, you struck me and indeed all of your countrymen - of whom I am very thankfully not one - as an incredibly sincere and reluctant witness. How do you feel about the verdict?

Rachel Jeantel: I'll tell you if you give me my check.

PM: Delightful! But seriously, Rachel - may I call you Rachel? - how did you feel about the verdict?

RJ: Seriously, I need my check. I'm not joking.

PM: Wonderful! We would never admit on the air that we pay for interviews if you understand me.

RJ: That's real retarded, your highness.

PM: I don't understand. And why did you call me your highness?

RJ: You talk weird like those kings and stuff on TV. That's king talk.

PM: Excellent! Well, assuming you were paid well for this interview, how did you feel about the verdict?

RJ: It was racist. Straight racist. Also, you make me come up there and testify for two days and **** and you're not going to put him in jail? That's retarded. And you know I didn't get my check for that on time either.

PM: Superb! Do you have any opinion on George Zimmerman you'd like to share, Rachel?

RJ: Zimmerwhat? Oh, that ******. Yeah, I'd like to say **** **** **** ***** . . .

PM: Splendid! I'm afraid that's all we have time for! Thank you so much, Rachel Jeantel, for telling us your heartbreaking story. Stay tuned for our next segment: Are all pick-up truck drivers immoral and just a bit thick?

[2ndDivisionVet]

[windsorknot]

That should generate a lot of advertising revenue.