The producer’s name is Sum Dum Guy and the anchor is Long Yung Dong. These folks really Fupped Duck.
When I was a college freshman in ‘69 (olden days), halftime at football games was filled with PA announcements for lost children, doctors getting emergency calls (no cell phones then), etc. One game had a particularly long list of announcements. The veteran PA announcer must have lost his focus - the last announcement said, “Jack Mihoff, go to Gate 12.”
After a two count, the entire crowd erupted in laughter.