Other charges the state and judge say the jury may convict Zimmerman over include:
“Loitering with intent to gawk.”
“Aggravated mopery.”
“Witchcraft” (alleged that he turned an assistant prosecutor into a newt (he has since recovered).)
“Unlawful Mattress Tag Removal.”
“Reading US mail addressed to another person, ‘Occupant’.”
“Psychically interfering with a manatee.”
as I posted here earlier Z will also be charged with Ted Kennedy’s continued sobriety
LOL...there’s probably an environmental charge for abuse of those poor head bashing trees, too.