I could always take Ash over murraysmom.
She was a low-information voter before there was such a thing. All emotion, no thought. Heck, she'd be weeping on the floor at BDLR's closing for poor little Trayvon. God, I hope she never gets called for jury duty. But she was from Seattle, wasn't she? There's no crime in the People's Utopia of Seattle, right? (Hehehehe...)